FYI

I JUST WANT TO LET Y'ALL KNOW THAT THERE ARE A LOT OF IMITATORS OUT THERE WHO ALSO LIKE TO WALK QUICKLY WHILE CARRYING STUFF. LIKE THIS COCKY A-HOLE.



It's a good thing i'm here to be the real thing for y'all. i will never imit8, only elevate.

Just doin' some tea drinkin' y'all.

THE DOCTOR IS IN

Y'ALL I JUST GOT TO SAY ONE THING. WHEN DR. LeBEOUGHFFX IS ON THE SCENE, GET OUT THE WAY.

i love carrying this crocydile bag y'all.

Batteries & A Smartwater

oh boy y'all, it's me shia again. so i was just watching the American Idol the other night and during this one part where simon was being so rUde (he told one girl she sounded like a dying dog, where does he get this stuff lol), i tried to turn up the volume and my remote control stopped working!!


so i had to get some duracell batteries y'all. i got a whole box just in case, cause when i'm watching tv, i don't want to miss a thing (omg like that aerosmith ben affleck song)

p.s. i figure that if you're going to install batteries, you should at least have a smartwater on hand lol***

From Trash 2 Treasure lol

hey y'all it's me again, shia lebuougghfx. so there i was, taking out mah trashes one day when suddenly, i got an idea.

WHY DON'T I GO TO COLLEGE Y'ALL??


so here's me at princeton. they didn't really accept me but they said i could hang out and stuff, especially when i told them that i was listening to Vampire Weekend the other day. lol i love that one song about peter gabriel cause it sounds a lot like a peter gabriel song. anyways, if i look mad, it's cause the bookstore only had a second edition copy of Madame Bovary (not a first edition, can you believe that lol). i also have an art history book tucked under my arm but since that's a little gay, i covered it with a copy of Davy Copperfield which is so less gay.

by the end of the day, i might start carrying some #2 pencils in one of my hands. love y'all.

i'm being stalked y'all

hey y'all it's me again, Shia. So i'm real nervous right now. all i wanted was to get my latte and a slice of lemon pound cake and now this girl is following me. i've turned up kings of leon SO LOUD in my headphones (the first album y'all, don't even let me catch you with the second lol) but she's still following me.

if i don't make it out of this alive, i just want to tell y'all to BELIEVE IN YOUR DREAMS.

To New Beginnings

hey y'all it's me, shia lebeouf. i really like carrying things and maybe some day you can too. so i'm starting with a classic, SIX COKES & A BANANA. so far i think this combination is best enjoyed on a skate board, so you better get learning.

so glad to share my life with y'all.